guttering

from the word gutter, as a term to imply someone is down in the gutter, guttering is a way to discribe the state of being guttered but in a figurative term

Person 1 - We lost the match
Person 2 - Thats guttering

by Crispy April 16, 2005

Gutteridge

Gutteridge is the surname of Posh-Gone-Bad.

Usually from pretencious little villages like Uxbridge, or Blowjob-on-Thames, Gutteridge drives foreign cars and think they're cool!

Whilst they do have their flaws, they are unquestionably Legends. They have skills in life and work and are able to do a terrific line-dance whilst wearing an animal suit. They particularly look good as Kanagaroo's!

Man 1 - "Whoa - Isn't that Gutteridge."
Man 2 - "Ya know Frank, I tihnk it is."
Man 1 - "Boy he makes that Kangaroo costume look good."
Man 2 - "Totes Amazeballs.... Oh look - He's driving off dressed a Kangaroo in his Renault Clio."
Man 3 (running down the road after the departing car) - "I WANT TO BE A GUTTERIDGE TOOOOOOOOO".
Man1 & Man 2 "AND USSSSSSSS."

by Affy June 10, 2013

guttering

The act of chatting to a girl on facebook, myspace or any other site like the aformentioned and attempting to slime your way into their pants when they tell you their bored and staring at the wall. Their bored at home, alone and you know it and want to f**k them!

mike was guttering stacy on facebook the other day but she just wasnt having it...personally id rather masterbate shes pretty ugly

by Mr Humphreys September 3, 2007

gutterfingers

Someone who makes a lot of dirty typos, especially on AIM.

My ex is such a gutterfingers, he's always typing stuff like "It's hard enough to get them to take penisillin" and "That would be bad, wouldn't tit".

by ChocolateMetal April 1, 2005

gutterkick

When you get so trashed that you pass out in a gutter and don't realize it until your sober.

Man i was so fucked up last night i got gutterkicked!

by Nicki-G January 17, 2008