gunzle fuck

1. one who engages in sexual intercourse with any member of the poultry family.
2. a derogatory term used to insult someone who has recently said or done something very unintelligible

Chase your such a gunzle fuck.
Dane get away from that chicken you gunzle fuck.

gunzle fuck by Elliott Sheets March 26, 2007

Gentlefucks 

Formal way of addressing friends who have become ever so close.

Gentlefucks, please raise your glasses to another successful year and more to come.

Gentlefucks by Yanimaker January 3, 2006

gunkelfuck 

An event that would normally be thought of as terrible, but for some reason brought about pleasure.

Getting that ticket was a complete gunkelfuck; it costs me hundreds but that cop was gorgeous.

gunkelfuck by GavinJC June 20, 2008

gunzlefucker

1)One who fucks gunzles
2)A person that penetrates a gunzle through the so called "poop chute."

Matt, quit being such a gunzlefucker!

gunzlefucker by ObidiahBoditch October 25, 2003

Gugglefuck 

When the desire to fuck is so extreme that everything you say/do is rendered useless and you end up making a complete utter fool out of yourself. You're so stupidly horny you've turned into a dumbass, or in this case, a gugglefuck.

Gugglefucking makes you go beyond the usual high levels of awkward corniness one may encounter, entering a new state of pathetic cuck territory.

"Alex turned into a complete gugglefuck once the thick Latinas came into the room."

"Once my nanny showed up to the BBQ all the married men around would not stop gugglefucking the rest of the night. So embarrassing."

"I can't believe you said that out loud, you totally blew all your chances with her. You gotta stop acting like such a gugglefuck man."

Gugglefuck by ferngang420 December 10, 2024