groundwork

Putting in the hours with a girl, normally a male trying to score with someone who is out of his league.

" Jesus christ, how did but face get that minx?"
" Months of groundwork mate."
"pussy."

by Charlie-standard-blad. February 5, 2008

groupwank

Groupwanking is a term when a group of men gather around a cookie or biscuit and start masturbating on it. Last one to ejaculate needs to eat the biscuit.

First person to ejaculate: Thank God I ejaculated first, Phewwwwwww
Last person to ejaculate: Fuck you man
Others: EAT IT, EAT IT, RULES OF GROUPWANK

by masterbeef May 25, 2014

Gary Groundwork

'Gary Groundwork' is all about laying the foundation for desired sick leave (i.e. unjustified sick leave). This can involve over fake coughing, forced sniffling or pretending to lose one's voice. This is usually supported by verbal commentary such as 'I think I'm coming down with something'. Expertly performed 'Gary Groundwork' dupes co-workers and draws unwaranted sympathy. Therefore, when you call in sick, others have noticed that you supposedly had certain symptoms and comment accordingly.

Is Melanie really sick or is it just Gary Groundwork
Geez, Melanie is laying on the Gary Groundwork nice and thick today!

by TTttttrrgsrgrgrsgdvsegseg July 13, 2017

Grouporn

The act of watching porn in a group.

"I watched some wrestling fetish thing on youporn with the girls yesterday and I'm thinking about incorporating it into my next mixer"

"You mean you grouporned."

by HVallday June 2, 2013

Gary Groundwork

Someone who does all of the hard work of buttering up a girl, only for someone else to swoop in and steal the benefits. Gary spends a lot of time being nice and making the girl feel really 'comfortable' for only for someone cooler to actually get laid off it. He tries too hard, but always ends up getting the girl in the mood for someone to take over. "Jim" (Jim's mowing) is the counterpart who usually "cut's his grass" and takes all the benefit of poor Gary laying all the ground work.

Fucking Jared stole that blonde off Joel the other night. Joel was doingthe biggest Gary Groundwork chatting to her all night, and Jared just steps in at the last minute and starts tongue lashing her. What a fuckwit.

by FemShepAU December 28, 2016