groovemonger

A person who readily dedicates their occupational existence to the sale and resale of anything but a good tune (groove). Thus, "groovemonger" is an oxymoronic term that is rather general in its persuation (meaning).

I think I'll visit the groovemonger because he has nothing to offer me but his lack of identity - and I like that.

by Norik November 14, 2006

groovemeister

ub3r 1337.
pwns all.
will rip your ass to shreds from its huge manhood.
that is all

the one and only groovemeister rules you all

by rachel February 2, 2005

Groovemaster

A person whose talents outshine everyone else. An awesome person who everybody is comfortable being around.

Person 1: Why is there a huge crowd standing around that guy sweeping the floor?

Person 2: They’re just following him around because he’s a groovemaster.

by Puking Penguin September 1, 2020