Groin Goblin

A groin goblin is a slang term used to describe ones genitals.

Guy 1: Hey, did you like the green goblin in that film the other day?
Guy 2: No, but I got a really itchy groin goblin in those bad cinema seats.

by aiiskoplusaiist August 18, 2010

growny

An old southern expression referring to young children who look grown up.

Oh you look so growny.

by JamminJamma March 29, 2016

groinge

To stab in the inner thigh, or groin area. gore

When trying to get back at a cheating ex-boyfriend, the best idea is to groinge him.

by XakkMaster January 11, 2009

Groinsword

Blunt, powerful-sounding term for a strap-on dildo. Especially a bigg'un.

I knew my ass was in for a jolly time when Betty pulled out the eleven-inch black spiked groinsword.

by AlexReynard May 8, 2008

groinular

Pertaining to, or consisting of the groin. Can be used in conjunction with 'area'. Like jugular (going for the jugular).

She went straight for the groinular.
-or-
She wouldn't stop staring at my now inflated groinular area.

by EDawgus May 23, 2004

Groin Dangling

The art of talking bollocks.
Sometimes visibly faffing about and talking a load of old bollocks.
Someone is groin dangling when they spend time talking about things they think are important but everyone knows that in fact they are full of shit.

Bob: How did the meeting go?
Jim: Oh the usual. Andy was groin dangling again!

by Miccolo Chebogie June 15, 2018

groin attack

physically hitting the testicles in hand to hand combat, bullying, or a practical joke on people.

The kid was weaker than the bully he was fighting, so with all his strength, he KICKED the bully's ass by kicking him in the nuts! Such as great groin attack!

Kid: YEAH!!!
Bully: OWWWW!!!!!

by cool91a May 28, 2014