Grimlock

kick ass dinobot from the 80s classic kids TV program Transformers

GRIMLOCK: Me Grimlock not "nice dino". Me bash brains!

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Grimlock

The act of a grenade bouncing back towards the person who threw it. Grimlock2 is notorious for this act.

Grimlock2 cooked his grenade only to have it bounce off a low ceiling back towards him, to which he exclaimed, "Shit! I grimlocked it!"

by ThatsRightCOW June 28, 2009

Slappin' the Grimlock

Slappin' the Grimlock is the coolest new activity you can do. Any hip new "thing" can be referred to in casual conversation as Slappin' the Grimlock, in order to confuse other people- the point being that if you have to ask what the other person means, you'll never be cool enough to partake in the activity.

"Hey man, me and my buddes are gonna go slap the Grimlock for a while, you wanna come?"

"The hell are you talking about?"

"Never mind... I guess you're just not cool enough to enjoy a good session of slappin' the Grimlock."

by Darc Discordia April 16, 2009

Grimlockist

The act of saying a derogatory term that people commonly use towards the Transformer Grimlock.

Mean person: yeah okay that’s why you’re stupid
Me: It’s because I’m Grimlock isn’t it. That’s kind of Grimlockist.

by GRIMLOCK (THE REAL ONE) June 9, 2023

grimlock

A sexual position where the female hangs her head over the edge of the bed face up. The male then recives a {blow job} from her while giving her the {shocker}. Usually done in an aggresive manor.

"I hit all three holes in the old ladie last night junior...that's right son..I gave your mom the Grimlock."

by Rockabilly March 10, 2009

Grimlock

Transformer that I’d like to cum inside me

Grimlock is sexy

by EmilyFrickerfracker November 1, 2020

Grimlocker

A penname used by a writer from Deep Web Enigma who writes misleading articles for the sake of publicity and hates criticism. (Either bad or good)

It can be also used as a term for a writer who is egoistic and playboy.

Are you a Grimlocker?

I read that dude's articles, he is a Grimlocker.

by An0nymøuS January 13, 2022