(Plural. Noun)
A group of children who strut around pretending to be in the military. This breed of children is typically quite easy to recognize by a few of the following attributes:
1. If the child tends to stand up suddenly whenever somebody older than them enters the room, it is possible that they are a Greystoner
2. If they all have very short haircuts that they think gives them magical powers that make them military and cool, they may be a Greystoner.
3. If the child excessively talks about being in the military and discussing things that are pro 'Merica!, then they may be a Greystoner (note: this is despite the fact that they are not even officially affiliated with US military and have not yet been accepted to any of the major military academies).
4. If the child is working out intensely while being utterly convinced that he or she is more physically impressive than they really are, they may be a Greystoner. (Alternatively, they may simply be a teenager. These two are easily confused).
5. If the child continuously raises their hand and then proceeds to say pretentious-sounding things, the child may be a Greystoner.
A group of children who strut around pretending to be in the military. This breed of children is typically quite easy to recognize by a few of the following attributes:
1. If the child tends to stand up suddenly whenever somebody older than them enters the room, it is possible that they are a Greystoner
2. If they all have very short haircuts that they think gives them magical powers that make them military and cool, they may be a Greystoner.
3. If the child excessively talks about being in the military and discussing things that are pro 'Merica!, then they may be a Greystoner (note: this is despite the fact that they are not even officially affiliated with US military and have not yet been accepted to any of the major military academies).
4. If the child is working out intensely while being utterly convinced that he or she is more physically impressive than they really are, they may be a Greystoner. (Alternatively, they may simply be a teenager. These two are easily confused).
5. If the child continuously raises their hand and then proceeds to say pretentious-sounding things, the child may be a Greystoner.
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middle aged women who have nothing better to do than live their life through their children. their favorite pastime is talking shit about children, & then denying it! some are believed to sexually satisfy themselves by ruining kids life's. they love to pretend they workout when really their sugar daddies just pay for liposuction. and those who can't pay for it, are just a bunch of fat, even more miserable, bitches who gave up. watch out kids Greystone moms dont just talk shit, they make it up too! haha
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