grazer

A female that is so fat it looks like a cow grazing the fields.

Holy shit look how fat that bitch is,what a grazer moooooooo.

by boss_bo_boss June 1, 2014

Grazer

A slur for vegans

I'm going to eat twice as much meat just so that one grazer that thinks they are making a difference, isn't.

by SillyMaine February 1, 2023

Grazer

A highly offensive term to describe vegans

Holy shit dude, look at that fuckin grazer.

Yeah man shits not natural

by WyteBoah February 2, 2023

Grazer

(insulting)used by meat eater to describe a vegetarian

i only go to salad bars to pick on the grazers

by muscleheadbob December 27, 2011

Grazer

A foul and deplorable person who scoffs munch all over a supermarket. Can refer to a customer or an employee. It is an act of gross misconduct and a sackable offence. The most common form of Grazing occurs in the produce section, grapes being the number 1 grazed product in the UK. An employee caught grazing will have "Grazer" posters put up in staff rooms as a person to watch out for. You do not want to be glassed as a "Known Grazer" or people will start following you round when you do your shopping.

That Nathan is such a Grazer, he got caught Grazing at Tesco and ate all the grapes in the store. His dismissal form reads "Known Grazer". Armed with grapes and dangerous.

by Unrulyvictim August 14, 2016

Grazer

One who just grazes the fields...takes numerous smoke breaks, plays on the computer all day at work, someone who just floats throughout the day.

"Chris another break? You are such a grazer!"

by Al Cacace June 30, 2006

shit grazer

A person who is into scat i.e. sniffing and wallowing in shit, and possibly shit eating. The shit grazer particularly likes to get his dose of shit directly by eating and licking arse. See also Anilingus.

Dental hygienist to Dentist:
"Oh no! That shit grazer Timmy's back again. You can see he's just had his face up a butt crack by the brown trail on his nose. Where are the extra large dental dams?

by silkpouch September 15, 2007