The various oils, bodily fluids, and dead skin from an older male 60+ years of age churned and refrigerated into a beautiful golden-brown stick of Grandpa Butter.
I went to my grandparents house and took a stick of Grandpa Butter out of the fridge and buttered my toast. I ended up with a chunk of dead skin stuck between my teeth.
by SilvasaurusRex March 3, 2015
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In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".
It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.
In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".
It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.
This phrase should never be said, though it should be noted that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said "Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter" against Japan twice.
by bloodlet March 17, 2018
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when a child eases his way through life, funded by a wealthy grandpa, exclusive private school, and a trust fund to support college post life. sorta like a full ride scholarship but rather a grandpaship.
Uncle James got the full ride scholarship for his academics, no he didn't he got the grandpaship.
Andrew got the full ride for Spain, but maybe he got a grandpaship on the side, since he is everybody's favorite.
Andrew got the full ride for Spain, but maybe he got a grandpaship on the side, since he is everybody's favorite.
by seanetworkz November 9, 2013
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Carl: Ur mom gay
Greg: Ur dad lesbian
Carl: Ur granny tranny
Greg: Ur grandpap a trap
*Universe fucking implodes and kills everyone*
Greg: Ur dad lesbian
Carl: Ur granny tranny
Greg: Ur grandpap a trap
*Universe fucking implodes and kills everyone*
by Schmlif March 15, 2018
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Person 1: "Did you see that video of The Redneck Grandpa today?"
Person 2: "Yes, that guy is insane!"
Person 2: "Yes, that guy is insane!"
by LittlebitLoverYT January 3, 2021
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Tom: ur mom gay .
Tod: ur dad lesbian.
Tom: ur granny a tranny.
Tod: ur sister a mister.
Tom: UR GRANDPAP A TRAP.
Tod: *explodes*
*sun blows up*
Tod: ur dad lesbian.
Tom: ur granny a tranny.
Tod: ur sister a mister.
Tom: UR GRANDPAP A TRAP.
Tod: *explodes*
*sun blows up*
by Elongated boi March 14, 2018
Get the Ur grandpap a trap mug.Granpda Rome is a character in the popular online manga, 'Axis Powers: Hetalia!' He
shows up 3 times throughout the show thus far. Once, in the very beginning,
being described as a hero and a legend. Again, for the same purpose later on. He
finally gets some character development, in 'Axis Powers: Hetalia!' season 2,
episode 31, when he shows up inside of Germany's ,(Ludwig's), house in search of
one of his grandchildren, Northern Italy (Feliciano Vargas). He is shown as a
goofy, hungry, fun-loving ladies man, with nothing better to do... Grandpa Rome is
everybody's grandpa, along with his counterpart Germania!
Other Info:
Age(by appearance): 30-ish
Name: Unknown
D.O.B: 509 B.C.
Death: 476 A.D.
shows up 3 times throughout the show thus far. Once, in the very beginning,
being described as a hero and a legend. Again, for the same purpose later on. He
finally gets some character development, in 'Axis Powers: Hetalia!' season 2,
episode 31, when he shows up inside of Germany's ,(Ludwig's), house in search of
one of his grandchildren, Northern Italy (Feliciano Vargas). He is shown as a
goofy, hungry, fun-loving ladies man, with nothing better to do... Grandpa Rome is
everybody's grandpa, along with his counterpart Germania!
Other Info:
Age(by appearance): 30-ish
Name: Unknown
D.O.B: 509 B.C.
Death: 476 A.D.
"Ah! You must be quite the ignorant person, not to notice because of my
god-like-body, and steel-like-strength, that I am none other than the great
Roman Empire! >:D"
"509 B.C., You banished The King of Etruria and became a Republic....the Roman
Empire."
"Ah ha! I am Grandpa Rome!"=
god-like-body, and steel-like-strength, that I am none other than the great
Roman Empire! >:D"
"509 B.C., You banished The King of Etruria and became a Republic....the Roman
Empire."
"Ah ha! I am Grandpa Rome!"=
by Tolomer September 9, 2009
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