Premature Gesticulation

Waving your hands about before it's absolutely necessary.

As I backed my truck toward her car she began waving her hands about frantically. I said "Hey lady, I can see your car, don't get all premature gesticulation on me!"

by Schrodingers Cat April 4, 2009

gesticles

The orgen in the body which produces gesticulations.

Carol Meyer has the biggest pair of gesticles EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

by steve linnard July 15, 2004

goaticorn

A mythical creature, arising from the magical union of a goat and a unicorn. Powers include, but are not limited to: flight, filing tax returns after the deadline without reproach, manipulating DMV employees to be courteous, generating spontaneous and embarrassing erections in law enforcement individuals, and so on, and so forth.

My tax consultant came to my rescue, goaticorn-style!

by Megan Elizabeth Moffitt May 22, 2006

Gnostic

What does Gnosticism mean? Plain and simple…it means rebelling against and breaking free of the conformity set forth to us by religious dogma. That same Dogma that, for centuries, has instilled unbelievable fear and guilt upon the masses. It means dispelling all the fear based untruths about God and our eternal Souls by bringing reasoning and intelligence into the equation

Gnosticism has been linked to the New Age movement. This so-called New Age movement isn’t so new. In fact, it is older than time. Gnosticism was around long before the time of Buddha or the time of Jesus, and it came about way before the Old Testament. The whole world believed in it, totally and completely--we have had many lives.

So who are we? We are Gnostics--not agnostics.

As Gnostics ...

We base our path to God on not so much as faith as we do reason.

We know that Anything that can be asked can & will be answered.

We know there are no mysteries.

Believing on faith alone is exhausting.

Reason is what we bring you.

We know that the reasonable idea is that we keep progressing, that whatever wrongdoings have been done to us, they are ultimately for a reason.

Nothing is random or pointless.

What you have to realize is that Gnosticism does not care whether you are Lutheran, Catholic, Jewish, Protestant, or Buddhist. Gnosticism is an addition to your existing beliefs…not a replacement for them.

The knowlege of Gnosticisim is this...

* To Love not fear God
* To Get rid of guilt
* To Show that through many lifetimes you perfect your soul, then return to the Other Side

This is the knowledge that will help you progress faster and not have to come back so many times. If you want to…that’s fine. But I am sure most everyone is weary of it, or they would not be searching.

We are tired of the guilt, of the fear, and of laboring through life.

We know Life is hard, but we also know it doesn’t mean it cannot be wonderful…free of guilt & fear.

Thats a true and official definition of Gnosticsicm.

by *Dee* June 12, 2006

amicable gesticulation

a wordy way of saying 'friendly gesture'

I didn't give you the finger. From far away it might have seemed that way, but it was an amicable gesticulation.

by arnie wonder December 9, 2008

Gesticular Cancer

painful condition of the arms, caused by waving them about too much when you talk

"hey man, stop moving your hands so much when you talk, you'll get gesticular cancer!"

by Robbie Shepherd June 15, 2007

gasticle

1.while farting the air from your fart blows your balls.
2.a very gassy person(lik a sack fill with gas)

1.aj gasticled while eating his burrito.
2. God what do u have gasticles.

by u no it January 29, 2005