goonstyle

(Not derived from the regular or urban dictionary definition of "goon")

1. Failed attempt of performing an action or duty.

2. A person who thinks that they are somehow at a higher standing of society than another person.

3. Used to describe anything that is slightly irritating.

"This broken cash machine is mega goonstyle"

"Your a goonstyle"

"I've lost my phone. Goonstyle."

by Booglain August 25, 2009

Googstant

A goog, is known as an Ectacy pill. Situation: The duration it takes for a goog to "kick in".

"When I took it the pill, it was googstant"

"Yeah, I was fucked, it was googstant"

by TheGoogyMonster April 20, 2013

goontar

A tall woman over 5'10". Goontars are usually physically threatening, but are not necessarily fat. Guys who are attracted to them are called "goontar slayers" and are ready to draw their swords whenever a big woman is near. Not all are unattractive and are called "slayable goontars".

Laurie is such a goontar. She could probably play linebacker for the Bears.

by shitballcity October 27, 2009

goontash

Goontash is a somewhat derogatory term referring to a noticeable presence of hair on the upper lip among adolescent boys.

HOLY SHIT! Shaun McLellan has a HUGE goontash!

by fakereadasd July 24, 2008

goonsack

The name of the bag of cheap wine, tastes like shit and should never be drunk. Generally costing less then $10

This tastes horrid! Dude it's fresh from the goonsack!

by Frosty Melon February 2, 2010

Goontard

Like a fucktard but think goonier. The epitomy of hick moron with no common sense.

"My boyfriends relatives are a bunch of goontards"

by Shannon (CREAM) November 4, 2006

goonswarm

Alliance from EVE Online with the solo purpose of taking over the universe by using the forums for propaganda and huge fleets for combat.

Matt - Goonswarm just took over a starsystem.
Andy - Yeah they demanded it on the forums.

by Malm January 14, 2008