by Goon Chief January 06, 2008
A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad".
by GOONCaptain February 13, 2013
When you are about to talk to a cute girl who is sitting alone and then all of a sudden a large group of guys surround her to try and get her.
I was going to go talk to that girl sitting alone during lunch but then she got goon squaded by 5 guys.
by Slumpyman September 24, 2015
A group of slightly sketchy males, who drive fast even in shitty cars, wear aviators, blast music and smoke.
The difference between these men and bros (besides the smoking) is that inside members of the goon squad have hearts of gold.
The difference between these men and bros (besides the smoking) is that inside members of the goon squad have hearts of gold.
by JaneGoodall1 July 13, 2009
When a group of guys arrive at a party early in order to get way more drunk then all the guests at the party. It is also common for them to have their own theme for the party different then everyone else there. Females are a goonette squad
by Boner Twerk August 06, 2011
by Juvi D January 05, 2008
The word has two meanings. One is a group of goofy guys, usually from a town that is disliked. The other is A gang of straight thugs. Dude's you know not to mess with.
1. I went into A town the other day. . .you wouldn't believe the goon squad i saw. straight Faggets!
2. Dude i'd hate to mess with Weezy and his Goon Squad
2. Dude i'd hate to mess with Weezy and his Goon Squad
by G Bo$$ July 17, 2009