Goocher

When the price of your favorite CryptoCurrency tanks at the worst possible time.

My neighbor didn't tell his wife and invested his life savings in some unknown coin exchange and the value dropped by 99% overnight. It was a major Goocher. He's living on my couch now.

by The Baines June 28, 2017

goochery

a religion that started from the word guch.

WHITE MALE:I am goochery now.
WHITE MALE2:I converted to goochery in prison.
WHITE MALE3: I need to get goochitized.

by ch4drock December 12, 2008

Goocher

The act of a female going down on her male partner then licking and feelling his gooch area. The gooch is the area between a man's ball sack and asshole. A goocher is known to be the most pleasing and sluttiest sexual favor that can be given to a man.

Intoxicated Slut: "Yeaaaah, i'm gonna get some gooch tonight.. i'm going to give my guy a hot, dirty goocher."

by BigDaddyBC June 6, 2011

goocher

A goocher is the skin surrounding the penis of a male dog.

The vet covered the goocher with gauze while neutering my German Shepard.

by grizzly1 March 15, 2009

Goocher

Absolutely nothing. Zero.

"Playing cards, I dealt Paul a goocher, and he went back 5 points."

by ELMEL86 June 12, 2012

Goocher

As opposed to the typical wedgie which gets lodged in your asshole, this specific wedgie will get lodged in your gooch area causing much discomfort and confusion.

I went to pick the wedgie out of my ass, but after many failed attempts at freeing the underwear from my rectal area, I had realized I had a goocher

by Voigts April 22, 2008

White Water goocher

A white water goocher is some one who nutz and pisses in a mans ass then slurps the runoff from the mans gooch. The "White Water" effect comes from the way the mixture looks flowing through dingleberries giving the illusion of rapids

Last night my next door neighbors were making a lot of slurping noises, they had to be white water goochers

by JJ Jenkins May 18, 2006