What dumbass girls say to eachother on Instagram when someone posts a pic that is very attractive or is of something they aspire to, like a relationship. It's basically a way of sucking up to someone and it's almost as annoying and shallow as when girls post shit like "omg stop being so perf!" and then of course the required response is "no that's you bb 😘" and it goes back and forth like that. Both examples are typically found thoroughly nauseating by non-sheeple types and those who don't seek validation via Instagram likes
Popular Bitch: *posts totally staged and/or photoshopped "spontaneous" selfie*
Less Popular Wannabe: "OMG GOALS!! Can u like stop being so pretty?"
Less Popular Wannabe: "OMG GOALS!! Can u like stop being so pretty?"
by elyxium June 02, 2015
Person 1: "Oh look at that cute couple over there!"
Person 2: "Aw, they're holding hands!"
Person 1: "That is so Goals!"
Person 2: "I know, right? Goals!"
Person 2: "Aw, they're holding hands!"
Person 1: "That is so Goals!"
Person 2: "I know, right? Goals!"
by Frisk Dreemurr May 09, 2016
It is a statement written down in order to achieve a state of being at a given point in time. Unfortunately, only 3% of Americans have written goals. Those that have them are typically the most successful people.
by guitarist238 December 25, 2008
by Invisxble January 31, 2016
Supporter 1: Well, yesterday i call Tracy and them she said that...
Supporter 2: GOAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Supporter 1: GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Stadium: ...OOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
by Chullage September 30, 2008
When you try to explain to your mom what "on fleek" mean and "goals" so she says, "So I am on goals?"
by grungeXstylist May 28, 2015
by pixelatedcookie July 19, 2014