Glunch

A Glunch is a person on who talks about, thinks about, and does perverted things at all times of the day just because that's who they are. It may be caused by loneliness or desire to have intercourse but cannot satisfy their urges.

Alan: Look! There's my boner of the week! Dat ass...

Max: You're such a Glunch...

by Reesedabeast33 May 20, 2014

glumchum

a friend that is always down in the dumps or pissing on your parade.

there's glumchum. here to piss on our parade.

he glumchummed all over my story

by easytyger September 1, 2009

Glurgh

The sound a human may make when in the process of inhaling liquid while attempting to expel phlegm.

"Did you see George? After I pushed him into the pool he totally glurghed!"

by Anonymous Creature August 11, 2009

gurch

dog piss

dude the dog gurched all over the rug last night at 2am and i stepped in it on the way to the bathroom

by e.harmon8 March 1, 2019

Gurchand

the best .

me; does something that makes me superior

random praisiee ; wow you're the Gurchand

by slimshady12345678 June 13, 2019

gluch

The sound a big girl’s pussy makes while it’s getting fingered or fucked

I couldn’t sleep last night because all I could hear was gluch sounds coming from my roommate’s room.

by Chamber Barnes August 28, 2019

Gurch

Any member of the Church family.

(Numerous exceptions include Charlotte Church and the Roman Catholic Church).

Many have a tendency to say "Gah" a lot.

Gah! It's Gurch!

by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004