Glonk

Does absolutely nothing and dies.

Man, I'm such a glonk today!

by Pussi_Power October 23, 2018

Glonk

do be utterly useless, and do absolutely nothing

man 1: "my friend Carlos is so lazy, he does nothing but sit in his living room and eat pizza sometimes, what a glonk!"
man 2: "yeah what a fucking useless glonk."

by Marmite.exe April 29, 2023

Glonk

(n.) Does absolutely nothing and dies

"my teammates are being Glonks"

by anonymous February 27, 2020

Glonk

Glock but the N isn’t silent

Glonk is right

by Boo Stairs January 8, 2019

Glonk

When your teammates does absolutely nothing and die immediately.

That blueberry is a glonk.

by MwyNyamBabyYoda January 7, 2021

Glonk

Glonk-Noun- Does absolutely nothing and dies.

Person1- "Man she is such a Glonk."
Person2- "Excuse me?!"
Person1- "DID I STUTTER!?!"
Person2- *backs away slowly*

by WEEEB November 15, 2019

Glonk

To be useless and/or die.

Dylan! Stop glonking around!

by Not_Dylan1or2 February 27, 2019