Glitter Dick

Albuquerque punk band. Known for their shows in the early 2000s, their album and their news appearances.

John: Hey, do you like glitter dick?
Garbanzo: Yeah man, I love their song midnight girl!

by Table_cloth August 25, 2023

Glitter dick

Someone you have wanted to date but when you do its just a let down. It looks better than it is.

He may be fit but he has no personality. He's a complete glitter dick

by Glitterdickeater May 20, 2018

glitter dicked

When a man or woman has come in sexual contact with someone who has glitter dick

Brittany, you really should see a doctor if you think your ex glitter dicked you.

by TomatoTomandJerry February 3, 2013

Glitter dick

When a guy/girl eats glitter and then has anal sex covering the penis with glitter.

I have the herpes of arts and craft on my dick after having anal sex with that glitter eating chick, she gave me glitter dick.

by IDGAF2020 January 23, 2020

Glitter Dick Disorder

A recently formed STD caused by the grinding of two people (of opposite gender). This occurs through something so called “grinding” or “dirty dancing” at a formal event or dance. It can leave glitter in the genitalia region (the amount depends on intensity). Some symptoms that can result from “grinding” can include soreness and in rare cases - busting a nut.

Michael... has Glitter Dick Disorder

by Bennnndover October 23, 2019

dick glitter

n. a party friendly way of talking about herpes. Gender neutral.

Girl 1: So how was your weekend?
Girl 2: It was good until I found out I've got dick glitter.

Guy: Bro, this place is decorated in dick glitter.

by lizf22 March 10, 2014

Glitter Dick

The one inch pinch of your grade

The glitter dick john put a hot dog in his pants to make it look like he was packin

by Piss on my cat January 6, 2021