Gift Parasite

A person who adds their name to a gift tag in order to claim partial credit for giving the gift.

I'm totally broke so I had to be a gift parasite and sign on that present you're giving Grandma.

by Bird Turggler November 23, 2009

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Gifty

A very beautiful tall girl. Gifties are normally brown skinned girls as gifty is an exotic name. They tend to have very big welcoming smiles and great body shapes. Their bodies tend to look good in everything. Many tend to get jealous of her as she has a very sharp mind and tends to make decisions fast, like deciding to stop talking to someone. They will instantly cut you out of their life if you are not careful.

Something to beware of when it come to Gifties is that they get annoyed easily, they like making people laugh and cheering people up but when they get angry you do not want to be around them or be the reason why they are angry.

Girl: Hey Gifty, I like your hair

Gifty : Oh thanks. *Gifty will be extremely happy all day because of the compliment she got*

by GemForever August 26, 2013

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Hom gifted girl

Hom gifted The bitchiest girls you will ever meet. 90% of hom gifted girls are basic white midgets while 10% are cool. The ones that are cool make great friends but the other 90% will annoy you the whole Time you go to Hom.

Person 1: have your seen Those hom gifted girls? A lot of them are such bitches

Person 2: yea I heard that they are picking on this one black kid

Hom gifted girl : OMG what are you talking about spill the tea and I oop. Sksksksksks

by Ruan haha poopy September 17, 2019

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giftbomb

Giftbomb: /gift bäm/ verb: surprise someone by dropping an unexpected gift into their phone.

I just sent him a Giftbomb for a beer on his birthday!

by FYI2018 May 22, 2018

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gift card

a) A brilliant invention of retailers whereby they can lock in advance sales without providing any goods or services, knowing that the gift card will force the recipient into their store who will most likely spend an additional amount above & beyond the card value, although the retailer ultimately hopes that the gift card will be lost or destroyed before said goods or services are redeemed.

b) A device whereby the giver can impose their will upon the receiver, but not necessarily provide the receiver with want they want.

c) A financial instrument providing income for 3rd parties, who purchase unneeded gift cards for 90 cents on the dollar and resell them for 95 cents on the dollar.

d) A foolish thing to send in the mail to a friend.

I'm giving gift cards so my friends can eat at restaurant "x" and see a movie at theater "y". I don't want to give cash and trust them to honor my request to go enjoy dinner and a movie at their favorite places.

I didn't realize that sending a gift card in the mail is even dumber than mailing cash. In fact, a gift card in an envelope is much easier for a thief to detect than cash. I guess that's why someone invented CHECKS many years ago, duh.

by MtBikeManiac January 5, 2014

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