gern

To connect the knee with an agressors leg at high velocity.

The gern is effective due to its ability to incapacitate the target leg. Therefore preventing any chance of the target retaliating with a chase.

To increase the effectiveness of the gern, it can be combined with a leap. There is a positive correlation between length of run-up and the gerns effectiveness.

When using the gern, accuracy is paramount. A miss can lead to a swift retaliation, usually a John in the head.

Proper gern technique is hard to master.

"Hes been practising his gern against that locker all week."

"Andy called Craig ginger, so he gerned him in the leg."

"The triple jump went wrong, and I ended up gerning the teacher."

by borris the blade September 28, 2006

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Gerne

How an idiot spells genre.

Example #1:

Jonas Brothers Fan: OMG I luvz da JBros. There my fav' of the rock gerne!
Person with brain: What? Firstly, it's "genre". Secondly, that's not even close to rock. Idiot.

Example #2:
Idiot: Twlight it tha best of the Youg Adult Gerne! She r such an intelligant arthur!
Smart: hahahahahaha. Leave. Just leave.

by Johnathon Matthews June 02, 2009

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Gerning

drinking alot of alcohol

i cant believe tim is gerning this early in the morning

by mfgrizzly January 09, 2012

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Gern

The name of a man who adores the cock whole heartedly. He usually is a meatgazer and blows men for fun. Loves wad in his hair. He LOVES the dick.

Man, Gern really loves the dick. He blew Steve, Scott, and Smegal all before his lunch of cum.

by Blowme May 18, 2017

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1. Colloquialism of a mildly pejorative nature 2. A term of endearment 3. A nickname derivative for the name Eugene/Eugenia

"I was stuck at this 4 way stop for 20 minutes because of this gern lady who doesn't understand the concept of right of way."

"Don't be such a gern."

by lindsaynicolegulicsJK October 23, 2020

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