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George Clooney

Smug actor who is WAY past his prime. His only mission in life is to bang chicks and to make movies that no one will want to see.

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American actor whose picture is used exclusively to plooney.

I need a new picture of George Clooney to plooney with.

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A brown paper bag given for liquor/beer bottles/cans after buying liquor at a liquor store and desiring to conceal it.

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A brown paper bag given for liquor/beer bottles/cans after buying liquor at a liquor store and desiring to conceal it.

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The art of turning loose meat sandwiches into millions.

To dye ones hair like a silver back gorilla to snag middle aged women for sexual favours.

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Altho his hottness may be declining he will always remain the hottest doc on tele in the world eva!!!!!!!!

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