Hot Gazpacho

When a good Christian man ejaculates inside of his lovely bride as she mentruates.

Hey hunnybun, how bout a nice hot gazpacho?;)

by Jenkumdaddy June 16, 2022

Nut Butter Gazpacho

When you’re giving a guy a blowjob while he’s sitting down, the balls create a natural bowl shape, enabling a shallow pool of precum and saliva to form. Then, once a formidable amount has built up, you deep throat him and slurp it all down.

Eddie made me a nice bowl of nut butter gazpacho last night. Scrumptious.

by SteadyEddiethebigshypisces December 19, 2022

gazpacho croatcho

A rigorously and quickly and never before seen until now STD which causes potato soup discharge with a rotten, grotesque clam chowder odor.

From the smell of that hoe, I think she should be tested for GAZPACHO CROATCHO!!

by DOLLDOLL December 26, 2023

Gazpacho Tactics

1) When one is trying to describe "Gestapo Tactics", but is as clueless as WWII scholar and Holocaust historian Marjorie Taylor Greene.

2) A sarcastic comment on contemporary American policing tactics when they use ridiculously-excessive shows of force against non-existent threats to public safety.

3) Any comically-excessive intimidation tactic that's completely out of proportion to the threat. (if any)

Also see "Gazpacho Police"

Sending thirty cops to a Tesla dealership where nothing was happening was nothing but blatant Gazpacho Tactics and a waste of resources.

by Ed Cox March 18, 2025