Gay Man's Fifty

A quantity of marijuana or hashish, ostensibly worth $50, but which has been taxed. By "taxed" is meant that the drug has been procured through a middle-man, who has taken some of the product for himself, secretly (or, to use the vernacular, "on the sly"), as covert payment for his services. Whilst taxing is standard procedure among Marijuana Addicts, the Gay Man's Fifty is distinctive because it is taxed excessively: the marijuana is so heavily taxed that it is thought (by the middle-man) that the intended recipient will not accept it. It being a seller's market, fortunately for the middle-man, the recipient always does.

"Yo, I thought that dude was my cuz, but he sold me a gay man's fifty, son!"

by J Johnson December 16, 2005

gay man pompadour

The hairstyle that many hipsters (and often gay men) have that is short on the sides and tall or long in the middle.

Also known as the lesbian pompadour.

David Beckham, Zac Efron, or Bruno Mars all have gay man pompadours

by Amelia Jessica Pond February 14, 2014

gay man's corvette

Term used to describe a Mazda Miata. Also called a HOMObile.

Check out the pussy in the gay man's corvette!

by DonEduardo May 24, 2008

gay man crush

When a homosexual man has a non-romantic crush on another man, gay or straight.

Terry: Hey, can I talk to you about something?

Jasper: Yea, sure.

Terry: I like really wanna hang out with Jeff.

Jasper: Why, you know he's not...

Terry: No, it's not like that. He just seems like a cool guy to hang out with, ya know? It's like I have a gay man crush... if that makes sense.

Jasper: Um, sure....

by Papa Bareback Em August 28, 2011

Gay Man’s Chin Rest

A nickname for the perineum, or in slang often referred to as the gooch.

Paul lay his jaw on Jason’s gay man’s chin rest, while Paul probed Jason’s arsehole with his tongue.

by Zoltronix1972 May 23, 2023

Gay Man's Paradox

If a man who is gay who identifies as a woman and likes MEN meets a woman who is a lesbian who identifies as a man who likes WOMEN get into a relationship, would it be gay or straight? for a heterosexual relationship involves a party with the opposite sex. Thus creating the current state of the Gay Man's Paradox.

Quinn and Joshandra are in a relationship, They are both gay and lesbian which creates the gay man's paradox

by bresandra coleshmito chour qui March 5, 2026

straight gay man

Coined by Sex and the City. While a gay straight man is an overcultured straight man (a metrosexual), a straight gay man is just a gay man who watches sports and won't fuck you.

The difference is sort of that between crayola's green-blue (blue with a green tint) and blue-green (green with a blue tint).

Hopefully he's a gay straight man and not a straight gay man.

by copperboom May 23, 2007