Garking

Bending over to suck one's own dick, usually performed by a man

When Reina walked in on Matt garking, she was disgusted, but oddly intrigued.

by WTFJapan March 21, 2016

a gark

A gark is someone who is slow in the head and has a bit of a wack face. On top of this a gark can show signs of eating their own poo.

Kim doesn't even know what a normal size bottom is, what a gark.
Khloe has a really big nose and a massive left cheek, she is such a gark.
Kourtney's breath spells like my junk from my trunk and her breakfast bowl had brown sploches in it, she is totally a gark.

by King of the karsmashians January 27, 2016

Garking

The sound made when a woman/girl is performing fellatio to a man's well-endowed penis where the man is forcefully thrusting his penis into the woman's throat.

"gark gark gark" - garking

by jesterrr September 28, 2011

Garking

When you successfully suck your own dick. Garking is named due to the sound you make as you celebrate whilst simultaneously choking on your own member

Dude, last night I heard my brother garking in his room. Went straight in there to high five him

by ReinaScully March 21, 2016

gark

Used when you can think of no otherword to display stress, or can be used as a term with no deffinition, and can be used instead of a noun, or instead of a derogitory term.

Robbie: Smiff whats wrong?
Smiff: fjsfjsalfjafj GARK!

Robbie: Hey smiff have you tried my new Chocolate Flavoured Donkey?
Smiff: What the Gark?

by Adrian Horner June 25, 2007

Gark

An onomatopoeia meant to represent the noise a female (or perhaps a male) makes during the act of fellatio and takes in more than they can handle (deepthroating, in other words). It can be used in several tenses.

Male: "Baby if you keep sucking me like that I'm gonna take you to Red Lobster for cheddar biscuits"
Girl: *GARK GARK GARK GARK*

"I hope there's chicks at the bar, I'm tryin' to get garked tonight."

"Sup girl, you tryin' to gark?"

"Fuck you, buddy"
"Gark me."

by distresspattern March 10, 2010

gark

gark is the sound of choking on a dick

Lemon Wife: GAG ON HIS COCK YOU LEMON-STEALING WHORE
Lemon Whore: gark gark grghk gark gah

by francis ford coprolalia January 10, 2010