Garking

Bending over to suck one's own dick, usually performed by a man

When Reina walked in on Matt garking, she was disgusted, but oddly intrigued.

by WTFJapan July 16, 2016

Garking

The sound made when a woman/girl is performing fellatio to a man's well-endowed penis where the man is forcefully thrusting his penis into the woman's throat.

"gark gark gark" - garking

by jesterrr September 28, 2011

Garking

When you successfully suck your own dick. Garking is named due to the sound you make as you celebrate whilst simultaneously choking on your own member

Dude, last night I heard my brother garking in his room. Went straight in there to high five him

by ReinaScully July 17, 2016

garking

The sound someone makes when you're sucking your own dick. Invented by Reina Scully on the "Surprise Butt Sex?!" SourceFed Podcast

"Are you garking? Can you gark? Cause it totally sounds like you were garking in the bathroom"

"I heard Mansion can gark! He removed his own ribs so he could suck his dick!"

by DrSecret July 17, 2016

garking

Bad things you do in the bathroom, i.e. vomiting

I was garking in the bathroom this morning and he comes in and says, "Kathy's here. Come talk to her." And I'm sitting there garking.

by Jan Martin March 14, 2005

Gargeinsmigilobloft

To be looney or insane; extremely out of the ordinary

Bob is gargeinsmigilobloft

by Jason Paublo April 15, 2008

Garbeing

a) A being made entirely of garbage
b) Anatomically identical to a human being, but distinguished by his/her horrid actions and/or abject character

a) My hobby is scrap-art and I enjoy building zoomorphic garbeings

b) erdogan and his slimy spinless minions like to rape 12 y-olds. By all means, they are prime-quality pure-blood garbeing specimens.

by ElDuderigno September 4, 2016