guarding the bee

The act of performing an utterly meaningless task given to you solely to keep you out of the way. The name comes from an episode of The Simpsons in which Homer, and two others, are tasked with guarding a bee in a jar in the plant's basement while the Nuclear Regulatory Inspector is visiting.

Bernie: Duh, why are we down here?
Homer: Aw, geez. I told you Bernie, guarding the bee!
Bernie: But WHY?!
Homer: Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me head bee-guy.

by Astrolounge April 7, 2009

gaylording

someone flaunting their homosexuality in an aloof manner

That goon is gaylording it about like hes not gunna get queerbashed

by Evil Nobby January 17, 2008

Couch guarding

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

glarking

The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.

"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!

by wowawwowa October 3, 2010

galardi

One who appreciates to pick up several interesting hobbies. A typical day off for a galardi could consist of raising chickens, editing a SQL query, and watching the Magnificent 7.

Did you hear what Luke did over the weekend? He worked from home while watching a movie. I hear he wants to raise pigeons too. He is such a galardi.

by fjlsjljlskjfoiu834j December 22, 2016

guarding Epstein

To perform a critical task poorly.

e.g. Dad walks in on son playing video game night before book report is due:
"Wow, you're really guarding Epstein with this book report, aren't you?"

by Darko May August 13, 2019

Coast Guarding

Motor boating a female or females for an extended period of time. Usually after hours and with women who have large breasts.

Dude, I was Coast Guarding last night with those chicks from the party. I wish I had a life preserver...

by EdwinNoses November 5, 2012