gabe

Gabe's are Always On, even when you don't want them to be. They're incredibly driven in all of their artistic pursuits. Definitely a moocher, a lover of food if you will. They tend to have commitment issues, and normally jump from one relationship into the next, until they find the perfect Teet. They are wizards at improv comedy and songwriting, and can write you a ballad of greatness that mostly pertains to bars, half-lit cigarettes, and best friends. Always the life of the party with a guitar in one hand and a Shocktop in the other. Has never shaved his pubes, but no one seems to mind. You'd like them.
"Oh great, Gabe's got the guitar. I'm going out for a cigarette."
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boy: have you seen gabe’s pp?
girl: yeah it’s fuckinf small
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Gabe is a sexy catboy maid and they have piss kinks and love to suck cock and snort c0ke off of e-girl big mommy milker boobies.They also enjoy meowing at horny old people from Florida
is he hot?
yeah hes a gabe
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A stupid faggot who hates Infinite Warfare and is obsessed with dick and BATTlefield
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to drill a girl ; stick an entire hand up her vajay vigorously.
girl 1: so how was last night with andrew?
girl 2: TERRIBLE. he gabed me! NO WARNING OR ANYTHING!
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He worships rocks. He has no brain and is not capable of advanced intelligence. He never has any friends other than that of the occasional rock.
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Has no swag, ugly, messed up hairline and cries a lot
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