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Fuquetarde

A variant of "fucktard" used when the fucktard in question is a fucktard of such substantial style, grace, and magnitude that the mere common appellation "fucktard" will no longer suffice to describe him, her, or them.

Fucktard raised to a higher power, or distilled to a more refined purity.
One: Look here... It quotes this congressman as saying global warming can't be a threat because the Bible's book of Genesis promises that god won't destroy the world again. What a fucktard.
Two: No, no... That man there is a bona fide hyper-dongtastic Grand Poobah Fuquetarde.
by Honor November 22, 2010
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Fuque

Transitive Verb:
1. To insert one's phallus into another's box, beaver, or sex slot. To do, to perform sexual actions with another, to partake in intercourse with, etc.
2. To harm or do bodily damage with an object shaped like a phallus, such as a dildo.
3. To screw over, to place one into a dilemma, or to subject to unfortunate circumstance.

Adj(Fuquing): Extremely, astoundedly, incredibly, etc.

Originates from the English verb "To Fuck", which has exactly the same definition. Fuque just sounds boxier.
Alec Downie: Don't you dare stick my tie in your pants again. If you do, I fuque you over, biatch.

Eccentria Gallumbits, the three breasted whore of Eroticon VI: Well, it's the easiest way I know of to make money, and the guys just swoon for the triplets. Fuquing is my way of life, and if you don't like it, then fuque off.
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Fuqueue

Depending on context, may mean either 'line for brothel' or 'you may require being sexually assulated before you rejoin the human race'.
"Frankly, I'm tired of your whinning attitude and outright lies. Fuqueue"
by vinnie April 25, 2003
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Fáquer

the spanish pronunciation for "fucker". widely used as a slang word to name those guys who are amazingly skillful when they're getting chicks. A fáquer will allways convince girls to do what he desires, no matter what they really want.
Hey, dude, can you see that guy among the prettiest girls of the club? Yeah, I know him he's Agus, the fáquer.
by tukko May 16, 2010
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Fuqueen

a word to use in replacement of the adjective 'fucking', because this is a boss bitch Queen takeover situation.
"I am so fuqueen excited to perform on stage tonight!"
by FrontPaged June 4, 2015
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Fuquard

A respectable, high class replacement for the f word; also short for the home planet of the Fuquardians (see also Fuquardia)
Ex 1:
Boss: Jim, your work production has been less than satisfactory as of late.
Jim: Fuquard you sir, fuquard you.
Boss: Jim... I will allow it, just because you said it so respectfully.

Ex 2: FUQUARD YOU!!!
by The Fuquardian Society January 14, 2009
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fuqueesha

(adj) something you can call your best friend, otherwise known as "ur so retarded but I love you 'hoe'"
you - HEYYYY FUQUEESHA!!
friend - SUP FUQUEESHA NIPS!!!!!!
by sierrartist2468 February 7, 2017
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