Nasty sexual act in which you lube a banana with caramel sauce, stick it up your partner's asshole, then have them squeeze it back out while you eat the banana. Yummies!
I've been tossing my girl's salad for my girl for years, so we decided to kick it up a notch and try the Funky Monkey.
by billclay October 06, 2009
a mildy sarcastic answer to a persons weird or uncomfortable statement, usually when there is nothing else to be said. when you dont want to be obviously mean but also need that topic of the conversation to cease immediately with minimal awkwardness.
You invite your new boyfriend over to meet the parents and he just returns from the bathroom.
Boyfriend: I just took a shit and it burned and i had to wipe like 20 times to get clean!
Your mom: ...
You: um,..funky monkey! Sooo did Joella call you about carpooling?
Boyfriend: I just took a shit and it burned and i had to wipe like 20 times to get clean!
Your mom: ...
You: um,..funky monkey! Sooo did Joella call you about carpooling?
by thebigtuft November 19, 2011
by UrBaN MoNkEy March 06, 2008
the dankest weed youll ever smoke in your whole life for dam shore. only found in jedburg south carolina, youll be so high you shit your pants
by bigDonkeyDick <=====3 September 24, 2009
1) A Monkey that likes to dance, jive and play.....(often with himself)
2) Another term for a penis
3) A second term for getting some luvin
2) Another term for a penis
3) A second term for getting some luvin
1) "Wow look at that Funky Monkey go!!"
2) "Dude, my monkey is feeling rather funky.."
3) "funk with my monkey!"
2) "Dude, my monkey is feeling rather funky.."
3) "funk with my monkey!"
by Liam again June 21, 2006
by UrBaN MoNkEy March 06, 2008