Fungering

The act of fingering someone’s ostomy hole.

I got so fucked up at Friendsgiving that I started fungering my cousin.

by Pallskins November 19, 2019

Fungers

fingers are abnormally fat and stubby

Damn that redhead has huge fungers

by fungers December 13, 2009

Funger

Placing ones testicles into their own anus for sexual pleasure.

My boyfriend loves it when I help him funger himself.

by Queen of the Unicorns July 5, 2014

Fungeration

Def1. n. To cover oneself in fungus.

Def2. As liver is to deliver, fungerate is to defungerate.

Def3. If the evidence you give is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god, then you are being fungerous.

Hamish was being quite fungerous when proclaimed his genitalia was fungerous and he was having fungerous problems when he defungerated. Fungeration?

by OfficeofDefungatorialServices August 16, 2010

Funger

A hungry man who's down to fuck while drunk in a truck holding a duck looking tough with his balls stuck in an elephant tusk.

That funger sure knows how to make a bowl of cereal my dawg.

by Jeff Franklin February 13, 2020

fungerous

When you deliberately do something you know is potentially very dangerous in the heat of the moment, usually egged on or inspired by friends who are "bad influences." Usually you regret it afterwards ~ but even so, lets admit it ~ if you were taken back to the moment, you'd probably do it again.

The other night I took a pill some stranger gave me while dancing at the club. Usually I wouldn't think of doing something like that but I didn't want to seem uncool in front of my cool friends and in the mood to try something fungerous.

by skeptic_here April 25, 2017

fungering

when you finger fuck a person, its called fungering
to put it simply, finger+fucking=fungering

lesbians are the best at fungering

by katpiss everdeen December 24, 2020