Fump

a man who smells women bicycle seats.

that guy is the biggest fump ever.

by cjaygreen December 2, 2011

fumped

V. To have sexual relations with an individual then shortly afterwards end any type of relationship with them.

Guy 1: Yo, weren't you seeing that chick?
Guy 2: Naw dawg, I strait up fumped that bitch.

Girl 1: Hey Kelly, weren't you dating that one guy?
Girl 1: Nah Bitch, I fumped him last week.

by Steve Howard Igor Templeton January 31, 2005

Fump

Derived from the words fap and hump. Means to masturbate by humping an inanimate object, such as a pillow, while fully clothed, cumming in your underwear

A young man planned to fump his pillow after he became aroused by watching footjob porn videos.
The boy fumped his pillow at least 2-3 times a week.
The parents of the boy confronted him on his fumping habits as they did not like having to wash his jizz soaked clothes.

by TheRealDemonD!ck August 24, 2015

Fumping

When someone farts on a dick while butt fucking

Stop fumping on my dick

by SlappinNutz April 5, 2011

fumpe

a group of bitches usually headed by a male

i was out with the my fumpe last night

by moe bitches July 29, 2006

Fump

Derived from the words fap and hump. Means to masturbate by humping an inanimate object, such as a pillow, while fully clothed, cumming in your underwear.

Tony planned to fump his Mickey Mouse pillow after he became aroused by watching footjob porn videos.
Tony fumped his pillow at least 2-3 times a week.
Tony's parents confronted him on his fumping habits as they did not like having to wash his jizz soaked clothes.

by Introvertedcookie August 18, 2015

Fumping

the act of humping furniture as a means of sexual stimulation so as to keep one from doing stupid things such as chronic masturbation or rape; often done in such segregated environments as the armed forces or summer programs such as GHP

Dude there are no bitches here and I'm so horny; let's go fumping!

by GSB55 June 27, 2009