Functitious

Something functional that can only be described as being utterly funky. Something so delightfully awesome, only one word can describe it- functitious.

Dude... that chick's rack is totally functitious.

My god, that car is functitious.

Holy crap, that new slurpee is completely functitious.

by DaleLavine February 4, 2009

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Fuckticious

Originating from the word 'ficticious' meaning something is not real or never really happened.
Fuckticious-one who has never been laid before but thrives off of telling people of his/her sex stories

Dude your stories are so fuckticious its clear you've never gotten poon.

by city schlikers February 21, 2009

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fictitious

Pertaining to fiction.

Not entirely founded in real life. Not just conjecture, but also fantasy.

The Bible is largely fictitious.

Most 13 y.o. boys have a fictitious foot-long shlong.

by A. Penner February 26, 2010

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Fictitious

Literally no one can identify the difference between the word "fictitious," and "fictional."
**No one fucking knows.**
Generally used to pronounce one's vocabulary.

Teacher: "Today, we are going to be reading a fictitious novel."

Student: "What does the word 'fictitious,' mean?"
Teacher: "It's a synonym for the word 'fictional'."
Student: "What's the difference between the two words?"
Teacher: **"No one fucking knows"**

by The Deer Leader May 25, 2017

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Feptitious

To be intentionally pedantic to provoke a humerous response.

Paul: "4 goals for Suarez against Chile, lets hope he can do the same in the league"

Mike: "Chile aren't in the Prem Paul"

Lester: "since wen have chile been in the premiership haha"

Paul: "am i being stupid here? ive re-read this about 10 times and i still dont see how you got that"

Mike: "we were just being feptitious"

by Yennikcm November 14, 2011

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