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Fuckity

Fuckity

fuh-kit-tee

adjective
1. infested with problems

2. Slang; crazy, broken, problematic
I cannot login to my email today. It is certainly acting real fuckity indeed.
by sudsandjunk July 25, 2016
mugGet the Fuckitymug.

Fuckitis

The insiatiable urge to fuck!
It is a horrible affliction possessed by both genders, whereby the afflicted desires to fuck "Hunnyz" or "hunks" (in accordance with their sexual orientation). The subject's standards diminish rapidly as their "need to bang" grows out of control, to the point of being overwhelming. If diagnozed with fuckitis, one must bang quickly and frequently in order to quell/aleviate its debilitating symptoms and/or side-effects, which are (but are not limited to); paranoia, diarrhea, pain, depression, the feeling to "fuck a fatty cuz they're easy", constant boners/wide-ons and disslecksia (dyslexia).
Fuckitis
1. Severe ailment
2. The human condition
3. Urge to bang a hottie
4. We all have it, don't kid yourself.
by Kneegrowdamus January 29, 2012
mugGet the Fuckitismug.

Fuckity

A mixture of fucked off and uppity, mixture of angry and snooty.
So, now my brother's being all fuckity with me...
by SloOosh November 2, 2010
mugGet the Fuckitymug.

Fuckity

Fuckity, a word used to describe someone’s negative feelings towards something.
Gerald is getting really fuckity about his son being homophobic, one moreur mom gay” joke and he’s taking him to the back of the shed
by NotTylerNope May 9, 2021
mugGet the Fuckitymug.

Fuckity

When something’s fucked up and finicky at the same time. Like when you expect something to be easy and kicks your ass instead.
Someone: babe the WiFi still isn’t working did you not fix it

Someone else: I tried it’s just being fuckity. I don’t know how okay?
mugGet the Fuckitymug.

Fuckity

when talking to someone who’s too cute to use fuck
by Dubian hero February 10, 2019
mugGet the Fuckitymug.

fuckitis

A serious medical condition of both brain and central nervous system which is sometimes caused by head trauma or drama.

Cause; Unknown but can be hereditary.

Symptoms; Subjects never seems to learn from their mistakes. Fucked up.
He was diagnosed with Fuckitis and went to a Fuckologist hoping for a cure.
by Panthera Atrox January 25, 2011
mugGet the fuckitismug.

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