Fuck Truck

An extremely attractive girl, exuding sexuality, that any guy would do nearly anything to bone. A girl so hot that she stops traffic.

"That girl is a total fuck truck. She's 18 Wheels of Fuckin Fury! I'd crawl across the Mekong Delta just to hear her fart in a field phone!"

by Bearsnatch McSwizzlepenis February 20, 2009

fuck truck

slang term for a van

a van is a fuck truck

by wong December 8, 2003

fuck truck

A 4WD or utillity, usually driven by Fucks.

Person 1: "There goes another fuck truck"
Person 2: "Yes, it must be a Fuck driving it".

by John Singh April 1, 2008

Fuck Truck

When you get out of a hot box and you suddenly get high then you get hit by the fuck truck

Man! When I got stoned I felt like the fuck truck ran me over!

by KindleRox December 18, 2008

Fuck truck

a person or thing that annoys the fuck outa you by being stupid. Also half missing word for Fucking Truck

car gets too close
" Fuck truck, get off my ass!"
friend has poked you twenty times going "pooo"
"Quit it you Fuck Truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by EllieUms June 15, 2008

you fucking truck

When a brown boy from a jail cell is angry at you, he calls you a truck.

God damn it Breanna you fucking truck!

by Kaaaytlin August 24, 2016

hit by the what the fuck truck

An additional slang term for "ugly". Well, extremely ugly! It's worse than beat with the ugly stick or fell out the ugly tree.

JEN: Looks like that bitch fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

ANN: Hell no....that bitch got hit by the what the fuck truck!

by Chrissy Robinson July 28, 2008