fuck the dog 

Make breakfast in Canada but using mostly syrup, poutine and eggs bought with only 5 Canadian pesos

Matt was tired from his sales job and partying all night so you decided to fuck the dog since he didn't have his wallet.

fuck the dog by Ethree6 April 22, 2022

fuck the dog 

when you screwed up, screwed up real bad. when everything has been fucked. the dog is the situation and boy have you fucked it. lord help you.

I fuck the dog during every lecture.

fuck the dog by ligmasugmafugma January 28, 2024

fuck the dog 

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week

James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up

fuck the dog by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024

a dog that just wont shut the fuck up 

That Dog that your Neighbor has that just wont Shut the fuck up.

(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,

Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP

a dog that just wont shut the fuck up by MateoDoge April 25, 2020

Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday 

An expression used to express a mistake being made

John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"

Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025