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I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck 

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck
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Fuck'intosh

Another name for an Apple Computer. Often derogatory, used when the computer is not working correctly or is incompatible with some software. Derived from the original name for Apples, (Macintosh)
"What kind of computer did you buy?"
"A Fuck'intosh."
Fuck'intosh by Kiyotaka October 10, 2007

hella fuckin' balls-to-the-wall awesome 

1. Blow-your-mind awesome
2. the stuff of your dreams
3. better than anything you've ever seen
despite its setbacks, the death penalty "remains hella fuckin' balls-to-the-wall awesome"

fuck it into ya 

The Irish equivalent of "bottoms up" or "down the hatch", used as a toast most commonly when drinking a distasteful alcoholic shot or when consuming oral drugs
Deidre hands Declan a Steve Slammer "Fuck it into ya!"

It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me! 

An American saying of complete disgust and anger toward a particularly dumbass situation, often accompanied by throwing of hands in the air and/or a wagging of the head side to side.
Johnny Shatt had a particularly quiet night eating cheesy nachos, a large fry, and a chocolate shake with his close friends from art college. His friends thought the night rather uneventful, quiet and uncharacteristically tranquil. Until...Johnny S. thought he could squeeze off a little pressure from inside his baggy white, PGA khaki shorts. Suddenly, the silence was interrupted by a strange pop, pop, pop and one hell of raw sewage shhhhhtink! The only reply by his immediate neighbor, Jacky Sniff with hands held toward the heavens cried woefully: "It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!" With that, the lads left Johnny at the table, stewing in his now wet (but warm) shhhhtinky-ass shorts in all small town outside Losssss Angeleeeeezzz.

Fuck-hos intolerant 

Someone who is indifferent towards the chance to have sexual relations with a slutty female
Jeremy had the chance to sleep with Jessica! Turns out he's fuck-hos intolerant
Fuck-hos intolerant by Frailgift February 21, 2024

Fuck off into the sunset 

Gone for a very long time. Never to be seen again until it wants to be seen.
Fuck off into the sunset -

He fucked off into the sunset. Must not play well with others