hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate 

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn

Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me

hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate by Vyplnit December 7, 2011

Fuckin' Shit Damn Fuck! 

What you can say when the teacher gives a surprise quiz.

Teacher: You have a test tommorow!

Student: Fuckin' Shit Damn Fuck!

Fuckin' Shit Damn Fuck! by PirhanaPirate November 30, 2018

Fuck Shit Damn! 

What you scream when you are royally fucked!

Holy fuck shit damn! He got his ass lit up

Fuck Shit Damn! by christhedawg January 8, 2012

damn fuck shit bitch

this is what you say when your happy as fuck to be having sex with some bitch by a dam.

bend her over the dam and go to town!!!!don't forget to hit the high hole while your back there..Love the Rev.

damn fuck shit bitch by Rev. Jamie March 22, 2003

Fuck shit damn hell

Family memories just the good old days..... Missing those days.....

Mom's favorite word from the boys is Fuck Shit Damn Hell while riding in the big orange truck.

Fuck shit damn hell by BkWd2022 July 3, 2022

Fuck The God Damn Shit 

The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."

1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "

Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."

Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"

2.) *on the phone*

Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"

Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."

Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"

Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."

Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and

a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank

account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."

Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."

*the moment of silence*

Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"

Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"

Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"

Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"

Fuck The God Damn Shit by Walkers World April 19, 2022

Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker! 

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.

I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled

Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker! by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024