Fuck an asian girl day - Nov 10 

Fuck an asian girl day - Nov 10

BRO I WENT TO HER AND SHE SAID YES CUZ ITS NOV 10 DUDE

special day dudes but consent first

Wanna do something it's nov 10?

Yeah of course! Fuck an asian girl day - Nov 10

Fuck an asian girl day - Nov 10 by realmonke82 November 1, 2021

Backwards Titty Fuck with an Anal Tongue Dart 

Backwards Titty Fuck (BTF) with an Anal Tongue Dart (ATD)

A Backwards Titty Fuck with an Anal Tongue Dart (or BTF with an ATD) is when you lay a girl on her back, straddle her head with your legs, and backwards titty fuck her while her tongue darts your asshole.

Backwards Titty Fuck with an Anal Tongue Dart by Max1000 January 15, 2011

Fuck up an Anvil 

Someone who could fuck up the simplest of requests.

Guy 1: I ask him to find my mail a letter and he forgets to put a damn stamp on it...

Guy 2: Wow, he could fuck up an anvil

Fuck up an Anvil by That_Toast_Swag November 22, 2011

Fuck up an Anvil 

An ability to screw up simple tasks. Commonly written out as "X could fuck up an anvil" it is meant to imply a thing that should otherwise be unbreakable is not safe with them. A common revision of the insult involves adding the words "with a rubber mallet," as the fact that rubber is softer than steel means it should be impossible for a rubber mallet to do any damage to a steel anvil.

"Did Mike just touch the thing with the big sign right next to it that says 'do not touch?'"
"Yeah. Mike ... Mike could fuck up an anvil."
"With a rubber hammer."

Fuck up an Anvil by MapleStreet May 8, 2020

fuck me with an aids dick 

The ultimate phrase in describing the most unfuckable situation, or extremely unlucky. A pretty much worthless situation in which the user of the phrase sees it being fucked by an aids dick in comparison with the current issue at hand. Used also in great and furious anger.

In playing CoD 5 bobby has been playing for 6 hours and has never went positive kill death ratio. " Jesus well fuck me with an aids dick"

fuck me with an aids dick by rytola April 12, 2014

Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter 

You can have sex with an old sex partner but you cant bull shit an old bull shitter.

Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.

Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter by L3ft b3hind April 15, 2010

Fuck an Egg 

An expression used as a response when unable to qualify or quantify a ridiculous, impossible, and/or unreasonable statement or question- and the statement maker asshat requires a response that will make him/her think about why they would have spoken in the first place.

Margaret : I will live well, traveling the world with my makeup and hair squad, but I’ll stay humble so I really understand the people.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.

Me: oh, fuck an egg.

Fuck an Egg by Sonotwhat-I-thought November 25, 2019