A fruit snack made by Betty Crocker, not a gay person in a sleeping bag or something dirty you idiots.
Person 1: Do you want a fruit roll up?
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.
by fakename06 October 30, 2018
When two men are having anal sex (back to chest) and the man penetrating reaches around to massage the balls of his penetratee, so they tuck into his abdomen; he then rubs down/up the penis, into the scrotum, as if it were some vagina and clitoris.
by GGLS1159986 March 27, 2017
When you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, wake up, and have to peel your dried cum off your stomach like the wrapper on a Fruit Roll-Up
After jimmy found the video he'd been looking for all night, he had to Fruit Roll-Up himself in the morning.
by Binkular Stinkular December 16, 2018
Flavored plastic sheets rolled up in silver plastic wrappers. enjoyed by flabby, overweight pre-teens everywhere.
I hate Fruit Roll Ups because they stick to my back teeth and then I have to taste them for even longer than I want to....
by Shawn B. April 30, 2003
MBorel's food of choice. A fruity sheet that comes in a multitude of flavors and has various drawings embedded into the sheet.
MBorel rants about a number of things including Fruit Roll-Ups, Toonami, and the current state of anime.
by Eyeballflyball September 14, 2003
A sex game played between a male and female. The male uses a Fruit Roll up as a condom as he preforms intercourse on the female. The first one to ejaculate has to eat left overs of said Fruit Roll up.
-"Dude I was totally fucking this sexy freak last night"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"
by ask-one October 24, 2010
by ButtoningPuppet July 07, 2018