freshen up

Chant used by toilet attendants in gents conveniences to hoax persons into the acceptance of after shave and or soap in the expectance to receive cash.

The attendant usually of afro carribean orrigin usually has an informal agreement with the club management to clean the conveniences in return to provide this facility.

Some attendants now referred to as "Freshen Up Guy" also offer candy.

Yo, Yo Freshen Up Man! Freshen Up.

Freshen Up For the Poonani, Poonani, Poonani. Freshen Up For The Poonani! We Love Pussy.

The Freshen Up Song!

If You're Happy and You Know It Freshen Up!

by Glen Hayward February 14, 2007

Air Freshener

Lethal weapons to little kids

Kids don't have guns these days, they have air freshener.

by Bob Saget Loves Horns October 8, 2008

Bear Freshener

Adorable bear + flowers + poo in the woods = this smell.

See also: Sea Island Debauchery
See also: B.Y.

Let's play "Hide the Bear Freshener" in eachothers' luggage and watch hilarity ensue

by LEAHLOVELACE August 25, 2009

Freshener clothes

When you don't have clean clothes left and are to lazy to wash them. So you take some clothes out spray them with air freshener and reuse them.

Kelly: Your clothes smell good.
Bill: Really? because these are Freshener clothes.
Kelly: Ya little nasty.

by LEOGEO November 10, 2009

Freshen Up

The call of an afro carribean man living on the breadline, stood in the gents to sell you soap.

'Freshen up for de punani'

'If you're happy and you know it freshen up'

'Don't you know freshen up, you got to freshen up'

And so on.

by 19DaveGuy86 November 28, 2006

air freshener

The fucking WINDOW, you assholes.

Some guy nearby: "No! No! Anything but air freshener!!!"

PSSSSSSSSTT*gag* *cough* *gag*PSSSSSSSSSSSTT

Some guy nearby : "I can't...breathe."

(He collapses, dies)

by ecstatic asthmatic November 18, 2009

air freshener

Air freshener is a bottle of scented spray with a nozzle. When you press down on the nozzle, the spray comes out, and makes a (usually) delightful scent. This is useful for when you make food that smells really bad, the dog had an accident in the kitchen, or even for when you spray a disgusting smelling bug spray. It could have other uses such as getting you somewhat high, but not just by smelling it.

Examples:
1.Dude! That better have been the dog! Go get some air freshener!
2.I wanna get high so bad right now, but my parents are home. Hmm, maybe I should try using air freshener... I will just fall down and laugh for 10 minutes...

by You know who I am. *wink wink* July 19, 2007