french gypsy

To smack someone on or about the face and head with a semi-erect penis.

See pool table scene in Insatiable 2

by Buck Naked April 11, 2005

cereal box French

A very shaky command of French, gained primarily from reading bilingual product labels in Canada. Comes from the common experience of reading cereal boxes during breakfast.

1. I would love to visit Quebec, but like most Albertans, I only know cereal box French.

2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?

Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.

3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.

by Janey Canuck July 13, 2012

She speaks French

In Germany, "she speaks French," is slang for "she sucks dick really good."

This might quite change the image you had of 5sos' Try Hard

"She speaks French, I think she's fluent."

by Glitterprinses ✨ 🎶 March 10, 2018

Steve French

The mountain lion named by Bubbles in the Canadian show, "Trailer park boys" during the episode titled "If You Love Something, Set It Free"

"Guys! We gotta find Steve French"

by ABunchOfMidgets May 13, 2015

Jim French

While going down on a girl, the act of alternating between sucking and nibbling on her clit.

My wife's in a good mood. I Jim Frenched her twice last night.
Or
Things started slow, but after I dropped a Jim French on her, it really picked up!

by GPropMan October 7, 2008

Chocolate French-Fry

After having anal sex and having feces repeatedly rammed into the penal hole, the penis fills up with a string of feces. Then upon taking a leak for the 1st time after anal sex, the skinny strip of feces will come out into the toilet. That strip is roughly the length and diameter of a chocolate french fry, hence the name.

"I forced Bryce to eat my chocolate french-fry as his punishment for not purging his man-gina before having his little hissy-fit and demanding I put the ol' crank shaft to him."

by Tasty Trevor December 18, 2008

French 3rd base

Anal sex

"Hey! What are you guys talking about?"
"Anal sex."
"Oh! You mean French 3rd base?"
"Yep."

by Jawscan August 3, 2015