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Freudian slip

A Freudian slip, named after famous psycho-analyst Sigmund Freud, is when one is speaking, and accidentally inserts a word on one's subconcious mind in place of another penis.
"Amy, please pass the wild bisexual sado-masochistic sex orgy."
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Freudian miss-click

Is a play on the expression Freudian slip or a verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion. A “freudian miss-click” refers to the same phenomenon occurring during a text based conversation such as texting, instant messaging or an email exchange when a word is substituted from the unconscious mind in place of the intended penis.
Zoë: What the hell happened with your definition here? I was following just fine until you suddenly started talking about penises.

Gideous: I know, it’s so embarrassing. The thing is, it’s been a while, you know? I’m trying to focus on my lexicography but I really need to get laid – must have been a Freudian miss-click.
by Gideous July 5, 2009
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freudian auto-correct

happens when your smartphone autocorrects a statement in a manner that reveals a freudian slip.

A freudian slip is a slip of the tongue that is said to reveal a suppressed thought
(text)
Joe: Hey man, you coming over tonight
Matt: Yea man, once I get done humping my mom.
Joe: ?!?!?!?!
Matt: HELPING! Damn you auto-correct!
Joe: Freudian auto-correct?
by lamelikebetty November 14, 2011
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Freudian Quit

When you press the wrong keyboard shortcut, causing you to quit the current application, particularly when that application is a distraction, as if your brain is suggesting that you get back to work.
I must have better things to do. I just freudian quit IRC.
by jbradforddillon September 2, 2013
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Freudian Spell Check

When spell check changes your word to the wrong word, but the wrong word is actually more appropriate.
I meant to text my friend that she should go to the U2 concert with me because it would be a "great" time. Spell check changed it to "grey" time. That Freudian Spell Check is pretty smart.
by The Original Tankboy August 2, 2017
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Freudian Nightmare

When a grown single man lives with and treats his mother like his girlfriend or wife. His mother in turn does the same by treating him as her spouse, and seeing anyone that he dates as a sexual rival. It is a disgusting union in which many times both parties will have thoughts of or maybe even actual sexual encounters. Gross...
Norman Bates of the TV show "Bates Motel"

"Norman Bates's life is a Freudian Nightmare".
by GrammarGeek July 17, 2015
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freudian caps

when you accidentally hit caps lock in the middle of an IM conversation and subsequently "yell" at the other person.
ruh589: so what r ur plans for tonight?
indi680: I DON'T HAVE PLANS YET
indi680: oh, sorry. freudian caps.
by elizzangel January 23, 2009
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