flowmaster

The most commonly found aftermarket cat-back exhaust system found on motor vehicles, especially domestic trucks and suv's. Generally popular for their relatively affordable price, large tip diameter, and loudass sound, they are one of the best selling exhaust systems to date. Although restrictive in design, most people think that the vehicles whom are equipped with such product is faster because they are fucking dumbshits when really it just chambers the exhuast flow to attain a certain frequency of sound that is relatively annoying and increases interior resonance. If you would like to be original with the sound of your car, don't buy a flowmaster. Flowmaster comes in several models, all of which suck my ass.

Dumbass: "hey did you hear that truck with the flows on it, it was fucking sick."

Me: "Fuck Flowmaster, they can kiss my ass."

by Cali4niaBreez October 3, 2005

fratmasterson

One who has achieved the ultimate fratitude in an unethical, illogical, inhumane, repugnant, illadvised, nationalistic, douchebagistic (not fuckboi), or/and ignorant manner in all life decisions.

David hit the Juul so hard and shotgunned it into Rebecca’s cooch thus achieving the level of fratmasterson.

by Fratsterson March 9, 2018

lootmasteradz

A person streamer who has fantastic charisma and strikingly good looks. Deviod of a soul due to being a Ranga a person who has red or orange hair. A Best Friend or Mortal Enemy, one not to cross. Scouts ahead, clears the area, picks up all the items and lovingly shares equally between teammates. You can find him at twitch.tv/lootmasteradz

LootmasterAdz is our one true god

by LootMasterAdz March 6, 2019

Flowmaster

A girl who has got her period totally in check.

It is that time of the month again but my wife is a flowmaster.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Footwasher.

A term used to describe someone who is too insanely religious, to the point they believe happiness is not what God wants from them. Their belief in religion has hidden misogyny and they just don't see it. They go "all by the bible" and what they mean by that is whatever stupid shit they believe in like homophobia and transphobia is okay because its "by the book" even though its a horrid mistranslation. Basically the dicks that make christians look bad.

"Footwasher. someone who will believe anything that is a pleasure is a sin." - to kill a mocking bird
"My daughter must have long hair or she is going to hell, and so I can't let her express herself."
"All gays will go to hell, and thats God's law"
"My friend's dad is such a Footwasher, he refused to use they're proper pronouns and makes them want to die."

by Helpmydyingsoul January 22, 2021

Flowmaster

A device used to enhance sound, as that of an internal-combustion engine. An influential part of the annoying urban car/truck exhaust family; a big brother to the whistle tip.

In an interview about irritating exhaust systems, Bubb Rubb says: Den u gots da flows; dey be tripping bout da flowmasters.

Yo Tyrese! me and Eric are go-in get dem flowmasters den we be blAzin nukka! sheeeeet!

by Jackson Nylander March 8, 2003

footsterbate

To masturbate with your feet.

I've been stretching recently to be more flexible. Now I can footsterbate.

by awmm July 23, 2016