Footard
Bastardisation of Fucktard. Usually used to describe a child with other children near and you do not want them to hear you swear.
Jeees, how much of a footard was Sam today. He kicked his gramps square in the love spuds and bruised his grans left breasticle when he headbutted her puppies. That boy is becoming a footard.
Footard by Walsallandnotarapist!woohoo! September 18, 2012
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