Get the fnork mug.1) When some moron/idiot/other stupid person forgot to:
a. Tie their shoes
b. look where they're walking
c. Not watch out for their friend's foot
and smashes their face into the ground, causing their lips to bleed.
2) When a girl trips on nothing
a. Tie their shoes
b. look where they're walking
c. Not watch out for their friend's foot
and smashes their face into the ground, causing their lips to bleed.
2) When a girl trips on nothing
1) Oh my god, you should have seen it. Charley was walking up the stairs and did a massive floorkiss.
2) "Nice floorkiss, Chelsea!"
2) "Nice floorkiss, Chelsea!"
by An Incredibly Terrible Person October 3, 2017
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Get the floork mug.A fnork an extremely uncommon abomination which is an unfortunate result of inbreeding it takes the appearance of a fork and a cheating knife husband typically found in land fills and trash cans since it’s to much to even take to a scrapyard
Common things said while expectedly recoiling in disgust are “Oh my, what an unholy tool” “why would you give me this?”
“Is this just a spoon and a knife together” And “it’s seems to be lodge in the victims chest” the definition of a fnork is a usually metallic fork and knife combo which is completely unusable
“Is this just a spoon and a knife together” And “it’s seems to be lodge in the victims chest” the definition of a fnork is a usually metallic fork and knife combo which is completely unusable
by Just a guy on a mission August 9, 2024
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