Fluncle

An uncle who is a total failure at life and generally a total fuck up.

I'm sorry he was drunk and talking about DIY abortion, but my fluncle Chip is like this all the time.

by x BILKO x September 19, 2016

Flondle

To raise ones eyebrows up and down in succession, usually in a suggestive way.

Man, I didn't think Trisha would go for the dirty Sanchez, but she gave me a big flondle so I knew it was go time

by Chubbycow69 July 30, 2017

Flundersoda

Extremley fizzy beverage; high in carbonation.

Fountain drink with the carbonation levels to high, making the beverage highly carbonated. Burning sensation in the mouth may occur when drinking flundersoda.

by amzy21510 November 13, 2011

frundle cheese

Grundle honey coagulate forming on the hair of the female grundle, or biffins bridge.

I was no longer hungry after eating that bitches frundle cheese.

by DCalcrazy May 19, 2006

flunkle dunk

an expression of fustration; someone who is retarded

OMG you are such a flunkle dunk!

by crazieman2 November 1, 2003

Flungle

(n.) A Catastrophe or Accident caused by inexperience or clumsiness. Marked by its huge amount of wasted time, effort and/or expense in the face of previously provided good advice.

1) 9/11 was a flungle by the Bush Administration.

2) I told you not to drink and fight. Your face is a total flungle.

3) My car was nice before I crashed it when it snowed. Now its a flungle.

4) The DMV is run like a flungle.

by Jacob Perrotta January 25, 2009

fundle

To lovingly caress one's money. Mix of the words fondle and fund.

When the worker got a huge raise, he fundled his greenbacks.

by cinnamon girl December 9, 2008