The floodgates of my anus

When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.

I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.

by sphincter muscle July 4, 2016

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another word for a whore, or a person who has been with a lot of people; it originated while playing the sexual chain game, where you try to see how many people you are linked to sexually by knowing who the people you have been with have been with and so on. a person is a floodgate if they have been with so many people that you actually have a lot of choices between who you can choose for the next link in the chain.

Bree is a floodgate.

by cawleen April 28, 2006

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Synonymous with the act of hooking up; used as a noun. In accordance with this, "Opening the floodgates" also refers to the act of hooking up.

Guy: "Hey, it's been a while! How do you feel about re-opening the floodgates??"
Girl: "Yeah, I'd love to. It's been so long since we closed them."

by grettathegiraffe August 26, 2017

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open the floodgates

The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes. See 'break the seal.'

I can't hold it anymore, I have to go open the floodgates.

by Jack Lanton July 31, 2006

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