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F(fucking)+ long = fucking long
My boyfriends dick is Flong
flong by Elizabeth Jenkins April 7, 2004

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Flying dong or flying schlong.
There are several varieties of these, differentiated mostly by the type of their wings(fairy wings, dragon wings for example), and the curvature of the dong, which depends on the humor and personality of the flong.
They appear frequently, particularly from Thursday to Saturday nights, on the white boards on doors in the student residences in Vermont, their natural habitat.They are known to be agile in the air, and frisky when excited requiring extreme care when handling.
"Sweet dreams, keep those flongs away from your behind."
"What a flong! idiot!"
"I got flonged!"
Flong by carajo December 14, 2008

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what you would call a mad fuckin hottie
that bitch is a flong
flong by joe dutch August 19, 2004

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Flying dong or flying schlong.
There are several varieties of these, differentiated mostly by the type of their wings(fairy wings, dragon wings for example), and the curvature of the dong, which depends on the humor and personality of the flong.
They appear frequently, particularly from Thursday to Saturday nights, on the white boards on doors in the student residences in Vermont, their natural habitat.They are known to be agile in the air, and frisky when excited requiring extreme care when handling.
"Night night, don't let the flongs bite!"
"You're a flong!"
or used as verb: "Man that exam was hard... I got flonged by the last question!"
Flong by carajo December 14, 2008

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A penis that can be described as floppy but also long.
I saw John in the shower yesterday, he had a massive flong.
Flong by Flong McFlong Face September 3, 2021

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Describing someones massive foot size
He has a flong of a foot
Flong by FocusedPhoenix March 30, 2022
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