flong

a midwestern saying for "working it at the bar or club".

I'm going to flong some girls this weekend.

You want to go flong tonight?

by bigdannitykane24 August 24, 2010

flong

F(fucking)+ long = fucking long

My boyfriends dick is Flong

by Elizabeth Jenkins April 7, 2004

Flong

Flying dong or flying schlong.
There are several varieties of these, differentiated mostly by the type of their wings(fairy wings, dragon wings for example), and the curvature of the dong, which depends on the humor and personality of the flong.
They appear frequently, particularly from Thursday to Saturday nights, on the white boards on doors in the student residences in Vermont, their natural habitat.They are known to be agile in the air, and frisky when excited requiring extreme care when handling.

"Sweet dreams, keep those flongs away from your behind."
"What a flong! idiot!"
"I got flonged!"

by carajo December 14, 2008

flong

what you would call a mad fuckin hottie

that bitch is a flong

by joe dutch August 19, 2004

Flong

Flying dong or flying schlong.
There are several varieties of these, differentiated mostly by the type of their wings(fairy wings, dragon wings for example), and the curvature of the dong, which depends on the humor and personality of the flong.
They appear frequently, particularly from Thursday to Saturday nights, on the white boards on doors in the student residences in Vermont, their natural habitat.They are known to be agile in the air, and frisky when excited requiring extreme care when handling.

"Night night, don't let the flongs bite!"
"You're a flong!"
or used as verb: "Man that exam was hard... I got flonged by the last question!"

by carajo December 14, 2008

Flong

A penis that can be described as floppy but also long.

I saw John in the shower yesterday, he had a massive flong.

by Flong McFlong Face September 3, 2021

Flong

Describing someone’s massive foot size

He has a flong of a foot

by FocusedPhoenix March 30, 2022