flake

a person, friend, or lover that calls you, texts you, emails you, tells you, that they want to hangout and alas they just sit on their fatass and never meet you or get back to you on the reason of their absence. They are big fuckass' that will only cause you many hours of anger and frustration.
He sent me a text saying:
I am gonna see you tonight right? that is the plan?
me:
yeah, call me later and we will be together fer sure.

...................................
and later that night there is well, no meeting, no sex, and NO call.
leaving me to just say:
FUCK THAT FLAKE!!
by hissyhussy March 22, 2006
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n: flake

A person whose social and psychological outer layer slips away when under pressure. They lack integrity, resilience and robustness. For their protection they depend upon unrealistic and imaginative constructs.

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(I was called out on my use of the word "flake" recently and was challenged to define it. I came up pretty much with the above definition and then went through all the other definitions that people have supplied to the UD for it. I was struck by the consistency of them - especially the self-interest and unreliability. We know who these people are ...)
There's no place for flakes WTSHTF
by GrimlyFiendish January 02, 2011
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flake

A Frequently unreliable person who says that they will do somthing or attend somthing, but never shows. Usually this is done without notice.
"Alex isn't here yet, we need to start playing poker!... I bet he flaked again"
by John70 October 11, 2007
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(verb) The verb flake is probably derived from the noun flake. The verb means to act like a flake by being unreliable, particularly by not showing up at an agreed upon time or place.
"Bob flaked on me again. We were supposed to rob the theater just after the matinee crowd went in."
by BoyntonZ April 17, 2016
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Irish slang word for a violent punch or slap.
That bollix was annoying the shit out of me so I hit him a flake.
by bart September 28, 2004
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i got some dank ass flake off joe last week
by barry October 18, 2003
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flake

1. A person who leaves situations very quickly, leaving them to be taken care of by roommates and friends..
2. A person who invites friends over, and then leaves them hanging, wondering, "where the fuck did Phong go?"
3. Phong

Hey Peter, guess what?
What's up Aneesh?
Phong flaked out on us again?
Sounds about right. What else is new?
by AJAX1212 September 21, 2006
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