festicles

The chafing or general uncleanliness that happens when a man walks around an outdoor festival for a full day.

Dude, I need some Gold Bond stat. My festicles are raging!

by thefoldrock January 12, 2011

Fisticles

Using your fists as spectacles to see far away objects seem a little bit more focused.

"I don't have my glasses, I can't read this book"
"Well why don't you use your pair of my patented fisticles"

-From the fisticles infomercial.

by Frankletini November 8, 2010

festicles

De Graaf concluded that the function of the female testicles was to generate ova, to nourish them, and bring them to maturity; thus, female testicles served an analogous function to ovaries in birds. He concluded that all animals and humans take their origins from an egg, which exists in the female testicles before coitus. De Graaf proposed that the female testicles be referred to as ovaries.

My festicles are bloated.

by ptosisT October 11, 2007

Festicles

Festicles- descriptive noun- A set of festive testicles. testicle that are decorated to the theme of a holiday.

That dude added lights to his Festicles, how festive!

by TheZanyZebra December 16, 2021