Its what ive heard said about a hair dresser near my place located in the seedier end of town "you can get a fishermans haircut at that barber shop"
by James the James August 17, 2006
Get the fishermans haircut mug.A slang term for when a female bares her genitals and squats down over another person's forhead to plant a "kiss" using her vaginal lips. The action is usually accomplished when the other person is sleeping or passed out and is commonly paired with a third person taking a picture as proof of the situation for use in teasing or blackmail after the fact.
The term was coined by three friends, Joe, John, and Ed on November 20th, 2006 while on vacation in the surfing town of Tamarindo, Guanacaste, Costa Rica the morning after a night of drinking way too much Imperial beer and Cubra Libre. The inspiration for creating the term came when a young woman named Andrea from Brittish Columbia, while at the bar the night before, asked them what they would call the female version of "tea bagging." The three friends never got to give Andrea their answer but hope that one day she will stumble accross this page and realize that she was the impetus for the creation of a great sexual slang term that will live on for years to come.
The term was coined by three friends, Joe, John, and Ed on November 20th, 2006 while on vacation in the surfing town of Tamarindo, Guanacaste, Costa Rica the morning after a night of drinking way too much Imperial beer and Cubra Libre. The inspiration for creating the term came when a young woman named Andrea from Brittish Columbia, while at the bar the night before, asked them what they would call the female version of "tea bagging." The three friends never got to give Andrea their answer but hope that one day she will stumble accross this page and realize that she was the impetus for the creation of a great sexual slang term that will live on for years to come.
Last Saturday at Brandi's slumber party, when Melissa got drunk and passed out on the floor, Brandi gave her a fisherman's kiss!
by Joe DiFalco February 12, 2007
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A man with a long penis. The unfortunate event of having a dick so long, that it goes for a swim when you're taking a crap
Being a circus sword swallower by profession, Elise wasn't after just any old bloke, she wanted a genuine turd fisherman.
by Jamie321 October 2, 2007
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Get the Angry Fisherman mug.A wailing fisherman is when a guy literally gets sick and hurls while going down on a girl, usually from drinking too much, but occasionally the vagina itself can be faulted. (Not to be confused with the "whaling fisherman," which is a guy who only likes going down on really huge chicks.)
After he finished those last three shots, Johnny went home and pulled a wailing fisherman on his girl. She left him passed out in his own pile, and he spent the whole next day smelling like stale vag and vom.
by cx99 December 28, 2009
Get the wailing fisherman mug.A social media fisherman is usually a scammer who posts other people's videos on their social media page and make it out as their own video to gain either popularity or money. The average social media fisherman may boast about their popularity status to make others feel low (When in reality most of them do not really give a shit, only just about how annoying they are) and add extremely cheesy titles on their videos to draw people in (known as click bait) . These people think they are hilarious but are total fuckheads. This is not to be confused with a social media fisherwoman who usually uploads a revealing photo on Facebook for a large amount of likes. Nevertheless, these people are cancerous and should not be on the Internet.
SloFloAntonio, Fortafy, Percy Inglis and Adrian Van Oyen are few of the many examples of Social Media Fisherman who are basically the cancer of either Facebook or Youtube or both.
Two British teenagers on their mobile phones:
Steven: Hey have a look at this video Matt, its called "Top 7 Pranks 2015 (Gone Sexual)" and its caption is a picture of a girls arse
Matt: Are you a fucking idiot, it's click bait mate
Steven: Its not that SoFlowAntonio twat again is it?
Matt: Well it says SoFlowComedy so yeah, it is
Steven: Fuck!
Two Australian men on their laptops browsing Facebook:
Mark: Oi Pete who is this poof doing this stupid don't judge challenge ?
Peter: Oh its gotta be that fuckin' Fortafy cunt
If Percy Inglis were ever heard by the Lord:
Percy Inglis : Only God can judge me!
God: You are a fucking faggot Percy
Two British teenagers on their mobile phones:
Steven: Hey have a look at this video Matt, its called "Top 7 Pranks 2015 (Gone Sexual)" and its caption is a picture of a girls arse
Matt: Are you a fucking idiot, it's click bait mate
Steven: Its not that SoFlowAntonio twat again is it?
Matt: Well it says SoFlowComedy so yeah, it is
Steven: Fuck!
Two Australian men on their laptops browsing Facebook:
Mark: Oi Pete who is this poof doing this stupid don't judge challenge ?
Peter: Oh its gotta be that fuckin' Fortafy cunt
If Percy Inglis were ever heard by the Lord:
Percy Inglis : Only God can judge me!
God: You are a fucking faggot Percy
by thetruthoftheilluminati September 8, 2015
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‘The spicy fishermen’ were a nordic-texan folk choir that rose to prominence in the early 1960’s and are largely credited with the grassroots lagom-arizona oil balladry movement. The farm ballad ‘Vikt clodhopper’ is featured on social media platform ‘TikTok’ and has resulted in the term ‘spicy fisherman’ seeing widespread use in millenial pop culture.
The term was previously used by nordic-texan folk critics in the 1960’s and 70’s to denigrate emotionally sensitive, obese or large statured, vegan males who do not contribute in a farm environment. Millenial use is more widespread but is generally a derogatory term for large statured males, those with questionable but highly advertised food intolerances, or those with enhanced emotional reactions to the outdoors.
‘The spicy fishermen’ were a nordic-texan folk choir that rose to prominence in the early 1960’s and are largely credited with the grassroots lagom-arizona oil balladry movement. The farm ballad ‘Vikt clodhopper’ is featured on social media platform ‘TikTok’ and has resulted in the term ‘spicy fisherman’ seeing widespread use in millenial pop culture.
The term was previously used by nordic-texan folk critics in the 1960’s and 70’s to denigrate emotionally sensitive, obese or large statured, vegan males who do not contribute in a farm environment. Millenial use is more widespread but is generally a derogatory term for large statured males, those with questionable but highly advertised food intolerances, or those with enhanced emotional reactions to the outdoors.
Boy 1 (large statured): “Gripes it’s granny slappin’ good to get all gussied up and head big smoke for the honky tonk, i feel high cotton!”
Boy 2: “Yapp down ya spicy fisherman,
‘dem britches are hankerin’ for a beatin”
Boy 2: “Yapp down ya spicy fisherman,
‘dem britches are hankerin’ for a beatin”
by sqwiggle June 16, 2020
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